Laugh 1:
Q: Why did the Me Cousin nurse bring a red marker to work?
A: In case she had to draw blood!
Laugh 2:
Q: Why should Me Cousin not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain him.
Laugh 3:
Me Cousin died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
Me Cousin thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
Then Me Cousin started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."
